Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Occupy Sallie Mae

As Occupy Wall Street breaks down and becomes a parody, perhaps it's time for the remaining protestors to focus on what I think is their primary beef. It's apparent from the signs that many of the OWS people are enslaved for the rest of their lives to Sallie Mae, thanks to crushing college debt loads used to acquire worthless degrees.

Wall Street didn't create Sallie Mae. The government did. Wall Street isn't keeping the OWS people enslaved, the government is. I suggest the OWS people head down to the Sallie Mae offices. Head down to the US Capital building. A bailout may await.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never try to talk in a rational manner to a mob. These are just tools of the left...so accept them for what they are.

Occupy my P***y said...

Legalize prostitution, and many of these folks could have their student loans paid off in no time.

Dan from Madison said...

Now that is a funny comment and name right there. Good start to my day.

Michael Ryan said...

And on the up side, if these students do get their bailout, they will face considerably less competition in the future. Because student loan programs will then all be canceled, and only those with cash on the barrel-head will be able to attend.