Our lakes and oceans have far more crap floating in them, but the CDC is warning concerned parents about the dangers of water parks. Pools, play-in fountains spread diarrheal disease, CDC says.
Let's just shrink-wrap our kids and give them a self-contained breathing apparatus when they go out the door. If they approach something with wheels, make sure they have a helmet on. Don't let them walk to school even if they live two blocks away... as we all know there are child predators everywhere. If they touch something make sure they use generous amounts of hand sanitizer. And for Pete's sake, don't take your kids to the water park because they are breeding grounds for germs!