Monday, August 29, 2011

Vlad, Rick and Barry

Texas Governor Rick Perry
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin
US President Barack Obama

14 comments:

Lou Minatti said...

The President needs to butch up. The Pee Wee Herman thing doesn't work. You know what would? The man smokes. Let us see that. Middle Americans can relate to a smoker, even if they don't smoke.

Seeing Pee Wee ride around wearing a dork helmet on a safe street on a dork bike with a weird fender while wearing dork jeans with a belt (!!!) and a tucked-in polyester leisure shirt is just plain embarrassing, and I'll wager that even my Democratic Party friends would agree with that.

Anonymous said...

If the guy posed with a rifle or on a fnacy motorcycle, he'd be made fun of just the same for being a poseur.

Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho said...

The Pee Wee Herman thing doesn't work.

Maybe Obama could be photographed masturbating in an adult movie theater...

Lou Minatti said...

True, Anon. That's why I recommend that he cuts the BS and gets "caught" smoking his cigs in public.

Dan from Madison said...

Is he really still smoking?

Lou Minatti said...

Last I heard, yep. I'm not gonna criticize the man for his vice, we all have our weaknesses.

Dan from Madison said...

I still say the zero has the worst handlers ever and I can't believe that he hasn't fired the whole lot yet especially after that gruesome showing in front of the Queen. At least Bush looked all manly doing trails with his bike.

I agree with you, a Marlboro Man type post might work well at this point.

Lou Minatti said...

That's thing thing I don't get either, Dan. His handlers don't seem to have any clue.

Instead of vacationing on Martha's Vinyard and a Spanish resort, how about taking the girls whitewater rafting in the Grand Canyon? Jeez.

bogalusan said...

I agree, Lou. Being POTUS is not a job for a metrosexual.

Maybe if he tried dirt biking instead, and fell down a few times and got muddy, he'd look more macho.

That isn't a weird fender, that's a "third wheel" attachment that makes a bike into a tandem or attaches a trailer so your kids can ride with you.

Anonymous said...

He looks like a f*cking p*ssy. Have a smoke and a drink and be a man for chrissakes! He has all the virtues I dislike and non of the vices I admire.

Anonymous said...

That dork on the bike made the call and got OBL. A bit more macho than dressing in a flight suit and posing on an aircraft carrier. That dork made the call that in 5 months helped to bring down Gaddafi with no loss of US lives. That dork has put a lot of pressure on terrorists everywhere... That dork may have saved your job with the stimulus. That dork gave you multiple tax cuts. And despite the best efforts of some in Congress he has given us 17 connective months of private sector job growth .... Need I go on? Meanwhile the guy from Texas has produced jobs while poisoning the air and water of Texas. Texas ranks dead last in the number of citizens over 25 with a high school degree. Texas is a horrible place to be a citizen, unless you're a corporation.

Guess I'd rather have the dork than the gunner!

Anonymous said...

I noticed Obama's bike doesn't have a chain guard. Now THAT'S tough. He could get his pants legs caught up in the chain - that's living dangerously! (for added toughness effect, he should roll a pack of cigs in his sleeve and have one hanging out of his mouth)

Anonymous said...

You wanted a pic of Obama smoking?
http://ricochet.com/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/media/images/perry-obama/1068584-1-eng-US/perry-obama_lightbox.jpg

There are a number of Obama/Perry pics piling up but that's my fovorite.

Anonymous said...

fovorite = favorite

I shouldn't try to type and eat dinner at the same time, sorry.