Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Corning's vision of the future

I like it. We will have firmware updates for our refrigerator doors and bathroom mirrors. Microsoft Windows for Your Windows will have "patch Tuesdays" and you won't be able to look outside of your house until your windows have been rebooted.

4 comments:

Joe said...

I'd like it until there is power outage, is the window normally closed or normally open?

Anonymous said...

Both, if it has the Schrodinger's Patch.

-JVJ

Anonymous said...

Imagine how good the pron would be....

This Blog Is Not Here said...

Corning did such a great job predicting the demand of the fibre cable market 15 years ago. Oh wait, that stupidity lead them to bankruptcy....
Corning is confusing themselves with Xerox and PARC.