Sunday, April 4, 2010

iPad haiku

The Apple iPad:
It is just an iPod touch,
But more expensive.

The iPad touch screen,
A big sheet of fragile glass.
Oops! I dropped it. Dang!

Steve has a vision:
Computing for the hipsters.
iPad equals fail.

$500 dollars.
You need a new battery.
Tough! Send it to us.

Update: $500 dumbasses.

13 comments:

Baby Doomer said...

New Technology:
Boomers will be terrified,
Will ask kids for help.

Anonymous said...

Potential Muggers:
Folks carrying large iPads
Make splendid victims. :-)

Steve Mobbs of Mapple™ said...

Buy it, consumers!
Steve needs a liver transplant.
There's an app for that.

Lou Minatti said...

Dang. Steve Mobbs comes through.

Steve Mobbs of Mapple™ said...

heh. :-)

Anonymous said...

Lou Minatti laughs
six hundred thousand plus sold
Steve Jobs laughs louder

tesla said...

Yesterday I went in to an Apple to store to see what all the iPad hype was about. I actually really liked the look and feel but it is very limited. No USB? No multitasking??? My $10 prepaid cell phone multitasks for god's sake. I can see how the iPad would be ideal for surfing the web or reading. The 3G service will be reasonably priced with no contract. If price drops a bit I'd consider buying one.

Jean ValJean said...

Sorry to disappoint you Anonymous... but while
Sales estimates varied widely. Piper Jaffray analyst Gene Munster more than doubled his initial first-day sales estimate to between 600,000 and 700,000 units, including preorders, based on longer-than-expected lines at stores and high expectations for online preorders. He had also lifted his 2010 forecast to 5.5 million units from 2.8 million.

The reality was less than half that: 300,000, no the 600,000 that would make Jobs laugh.

El Pollo Real said...

iPad
Will it blend?

answer

Lou Minatti said...

Anonymous said:
Apple sold 600 thou.
It was half of that.

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