American talk shows are buzzing tonight after a speech by dried-up old fruitcake Ali Khamenei!Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution.I predict something incredibly lame, like another threat against the US dollar (go ahead, short the dollar you genius), yet another missile test, or better yet an economic treaty with Melonhead. Regardless, a bunch of people will be let down!
"The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman (February 11) in a way that will leave them stunned," Khamenei, who is also Iran's commander-in-chief, told a gathering of air force personnel.
Bump: (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Iran) "had produced its first batch of 20 per cent enriched uranium - and had the capability to enrich to far higher levels at its Natanz plant."
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It probably has something to do with this announcement.
Iran's problems come from the same source as America's -- the moronic generation between the ages of 50 and 70, who have steadily ruined the fortunes of their respective countries, and who, despite a track record of nothing but failure for decades on end, refuse to cede any power to [smarter] younger people desperate for change.
Just a public service announcement to remind the readers that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is not the same guy as his predecessor, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini of the 1980s. That is all.
I agree with Doomer, they will say that they have six more centrifuges or something silly like that. BOY do I hope they short the dollar.
Maybe they cursed their oil to cause random and sudden acceleration.
just had to share again: apparently they had a "mis-function" that sounded like an explosion on the elevators and had to rescue 15 trapped people.
http://tinyurl.com/y9pshoh
Hope this doesn't tarnish their image...
-cheers
Maybe they'll front up some clown who declares himself the hidden Imam.
Or better yet, they will announce a new TV program that will take the world by storm.
"So you think you can dance", and we will see a succession of canvas tents prancing around a dance floor.
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