They left out the part where, upon learning one of his gf's is being represented by Gloria Allred and others are lining up to go public, he stands bug eyed and frozen with sh*t running down both legs.
Now THAT is funny.
He should stand up and proudly say..."I love de white women!"
Quite right. Many Americans are deeply relieved that Woods has finally started acting like a proper black man.Alabama grits farmer Roy Hobbs said: "I was gittin' real confused and fearful for a times back there. What with his impeccable manners and white man's speakin' voice, I was thinkin' maybes ma TV was on the fritz."But then he done wrecks his pimped-up Cadillac, cheats on his little white babymomma and runs away from the po-lice."That sumbitch is black and all is right with my world again. Praise Jesus."
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