Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hugo Chavez fights back against Israel

Human rights activist Hugo Chavez fights back against the evil Zionist aggressors!
Venezuela on Wednesday broke diplomatic ties with Israel over its deadly military offensive in the Gaza Strip, according to a government statement read on public television.

"The Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, in accordance with its vision of world peace, in solidarity and respect for human rights, has decided to definitively break diplomatic ties with Israel," the text said.
No doubt Israel is a quivering wreck now that Melonhead has severed diplomatic ties. That'll teach those Jews! Israel relies upon Venezuela for... let me think.

Update: Shocking, unexpected news. With the collapse in oil prices, Melonhead is now begging the oil companies to come back. I bet they'll be eager to do that!

1 comment:

Rob Dawg said...

Did I call this or what? I know, you knew this as well but i was the one to say it first in the comments.

And for all my being right? Nothing but sneers from people who just won't listen to all the evidence that peak oil is a scam.

Lou, did you see where Dubai is losing population?