Venezuela on Wednesday broke diplomatic ties with Israel over its deadly military offensive in the Gaza Strip, according to a government statement read on public television.No doubt Israel is a quivering wreck now that Melonhead has severed diplomatic ties. That'll teach those Jews! Israel relies upon Venezuela for... let me think.
"The Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, in accordance with its vision of world peace, in solidarity and respect for human rights, has decided to definitively break diplomatic ties with Israel," the text said.
Update: Shocking, unexpected news. With the collapse in oil prices, Melonhead is now begging the oil companies to come back. I bet they'll be eager to do that!