The lower set of braces was installed tonight. When I was a kid I got hit in the face by a baseball during Little League and this feels a lot like it. In January I go back for adjustments and rubber bands. If you wore braces when you were 14 you remember those little rubber bands. You also remember how fun it was to open your mouth too quickly and zing! the rubber band would fly out and whack some kid in the back of the head. I asked the orthodontist, "Am I gonna have to wear the rubber bands 24/7? I am on the phone most of the work day." Fortunately I will only have to wear them 16 hours a day. For 6 months.
I have become Weird Al.