Two annoying teens new to town spend agonizing hours traveling around Houston going to malls and boutiques and restaurants and obsessing over a guy selling the Chronicle down at the Galleria.
No, Miss Teen Airheads, he is not a lost cowboy. He's some poor schlub trying to make a few bucks hawking papers in humid weather that's pushing 100 degrees. Want a real education in life's little surprises? Try doing the Chronicle Cowboy's job for a day. I bet you couldn't do it.