Wednesday, January 6, 2010

I can haz cat

With the new house comes a cat. I am not a cat person. I think cats are a waste of air. I hate cats. I like dogs. This cat is different. This is a cool cat. It likes to hang out with me.

I am sleeping on my daughter's trundle bed until the old house sells. Do you like the attractive linens? The yellow paint may drive me insane, but there are exactly 2,377 things to do first before I worry about painting. I just wanted to tell you that I met a cat that I like.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Paul Krugman

What's all this fuss about Paul Krugman being a Kenyan?

Monday, January 4, 2010

The Evil Dwarf is pining for Michael Jackson

Currently seen on the ahmadinejad.ir website:
Dear God, In 2009 you took my favorite singer - Michael Jackson, my favorite actress - Farrah Fawcett, my favorite actor - Patrick Swayze,my favorite voice - Neda.
Please, please, don't forget my favorite politician - Ahmadinejad and my favorite dictator - Khamenei in the year 2010. Thank you.

In the new house

It only took me 1 1/4 hours to set up the computers and figure out the new wireless routers. I think that's pretty good for a marketing guy setting up a network of Vista boxes. I will say that I am surprised at how much faster Comcast is than AT&T DSL. A 5-minute podcast downloaded in less than 3 seconds.

I think it's gonna be a long, sleepless night. Tomorrow I'll be hauling ass between Katy ISD and Cy-Fair ISD to get my son registered at his new school. And since just about all of the furniture (crappy as it is, in a Gallery Furniture sort of way) remains at the old place until the house sells, I'll be sleeping on one of my daughter's trundle beds. Not fun. Hope the Katy place sells quickly so I can get my furniture.

It's fun to whine. These are mere inconveniences compared with 99% of the rest of us humans.

Bad Call

Microsoft reporter Joe Wilcox, January 2, 2010
Tablet is a nowhere category. For all the hype about an Apple tablet, it is at best a niche product. The world doesn't need an Apple tablet, no matter what the hype about rumored features or regardless of what actually releases (if anything).
Microsoft reporter Joe Wilcox, January 10, 2007
I predict some big problems for the iPhone, once people start using it for more than 5 or 10 minutes with Apple executives expectantly standing close by.

Plunder

Ouch.
Plunder! How Public Employee Unions Are Raiding Treasuries, Controlling Our Lives and Bankrupting the Nation.
I'm not so sure we can blame this all on unions. After all, we did elect the people that decided to play along with them. So blame yourselves.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Why would anyone get the idea that I hate California?

A reader in California rubs it in.

Seriously, why should anyone get the idea that I hate California? I don't (1) (2). I just wish ya'll would get your shit together.

Moving

It's our last night in the house and needless to say moving is a pain in the ass.

Friday, January 1, 2010

62 pages of retired California teachers currently receiving over $100,000 a year in pension benefits

Found by Allena Hansen (PDF file). This gets back to what I said earlier: America will soon be divided into two classes... those who have government jobs/pensions and those who don't. Those who don't have government jobs will be bled dry to feed the government employees and their bloated, obscene pensions unless things change.

2010 Predictions

Putting on my guessing cap for 2010:
  • Apple's Jesus Tablet, as it's called at Businessweek. I'm a Jobs fanboi, but the hype for an unannounced, unspec'd product is reaching absurd proportions. It's amazing to me that not one photo of this has been leaked, even with product launch less than a month away. I am skeptical, particularly of the claims that it will revolutionize everything. Why? The mobile bandwidth issue. Networks are already clogged just from the iPhones. (At least that's what they tell us.) These tablets will inherently use much more bandwidth, slowing everything down further. I'm not saying the tablet concept is doomed or won't be a huge success, I am just saying that I don't think its time has come yet.

    Apple's very good at misdirecting the chattering crowd. Example: Until the day of the iPhone's official launch, the "experts" were certain that it would have a scroll wheel. The fanbois completely missed the haptic interface. Maybe the big event in San Francisco next month is Jobs making his last hurrah and announcing that the Beatles catalogue will finally be available on iTunes?

  • The mobile platform war will end 2010: 1) Apple 2) Android 3) Symbian 4) RIM. Palm will be dead; Windows Mobile 7.0 will go nowhere. This is a repeat of the early 1980s PC OS wars, and Apple and Google will be the winners. Too bad, Microsoft. You lose.

  • PC wars: Who cares. They are all low-margin generic boxes made in China. People will replace their machines as needed, but many of these people will decide to pay the Apple premium or decide upon a low-cost Acer notebook or netbook with a free open source OS. In other words, what's happened so far this year will continue next year. Desktop PCs are so 1998.

  • Shoeshine boy says: "Buy gold!" It will end the year below $800. The gold bugs on Mish and Calculated Risk will grow increasingly shrill and conspiratorial.

  • Oil: Bubblelicious once again! Below $40 by December 2010.

  • Unemployment: Trending between 8-9% nationwide. Unemployment continues in the double-digit range in CA, MI, FL, NV, IL and AZ.

  • Dubai: The Great Collapse continues. The dreams of an Arab Paris (it used to be Beirut) on the Saudi peninsula will be dashed when it's learned that even though Dubai real estate is marked 90% off, much of it is uninhabitable.

  • Melonhead and the Evil Dwarf: Melonhead stays in power and continues to rant about smelling sulfur while the Venezuelan economy collapses around him. The Evil Dwarf is booted out in a non-violent movement after the mullah's cave in to pressure. The Iranian nuke program will continue, but with less vitriol from Tehran leaders.

  • George Bush: He still won't be living on that supposed Bolivian ranch.

  • Barack Obama: Poll numbers improve along with the economy throughout 2010.

  • Texas Governor's Race: Former Houston mayor Bill White will be the Democrat nominee and wins the general vote. Long-range prediction: Joe Biden will announce he is resigning at the end of the first term and Obama will chose White as his running mate.

  • US House: Republicans regain control.

  • US Senate: Democrats retain control.

  • Rising anger over the "two America's": Those who have government jobs and those who don't.

  • Bankrupt: Sears, Palm, Landry's, more California municipalities.

  • Washed-up country acts have Branson to fall back on when they get old and don't want to live on the road. Washed-up rock acts need their Branson. In 2010, Prince, Led Zepplin and The Who will sign on as house acts for major Las Vegas casinos. (I predicted this two years ago and failed. It will happen! heh.)

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Review of 2009 predictions

My 2009 guesses were not as good as my 2008 guesses. I think I'll do a Gerald Celente and use some bizarre logic and reasoning to twist my guesses into "hits."
Oil trades below $25/barrel, briefly touching down between $10-$15. This will cause havoc within the nuttier OPEC nations. Leaders in Venezuela and Iran will be particularly stressed. The situation in non-OPEC Russia will become increasingly dire as the Russian economy goes into freefall and society breaks down. Historic crime wave in Moscow. Putin goes on some more military adventures to misdirect the restless natives and tries to hold Western Europe hostage to Russia's natural gas resources. Hugo Chavez flees to Cuba with a large horde of cash.
A big FAIL on oil prices. The Evil Dwarf in Iran and Melonhead in Venezuela are indeed looking particularly stressed.
By supporting Hamas, Iran is playing a game of chicken with Israel. Israel will launch a strike against Iran before Obama assumes the presidency. Ahmadinejad will use this as an excuse to attempt a blockade of the Straight of Hormuz, creating a brief tanker war and increasing the price of crude. The attempt fails.
Nope.
Dubai collapses, dragging down the other Emirates which are frantically trying to prop it up. Tens of thousands of formerly wealthy European speculators will be wiped out. Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum will be forced to unload his prized airline to Abu Dhabi. Emirates will then be merged with Etihad. A380 orders will be canceled or deferred.
Looks like a correct guess. See here for why.
Massive societal upheavals in China as millions of laid-off factory workers are driven back to the countryside. Manufacturers around the world will find it difficult to maintain production due to supply problems of critical parts that have all been outsourced to China.
Millions of Chinese did become unemployed, but supply chain problems... not yet. I think this is still to come. By the way, have you noticed how many shelves at your local WalTargetMart are stocked with large un-nested plastic storage containers? Not Christmas containers?
Citizens of Zimbabwe finally get some limited relief after a coup is launched against Robert Mugabe. Once he is captured, he will be tortured and publicly executed after a session in front of a kangaroo court.
Zimbabwe residents did get some limited relief this year, but no coup.
Iceland clamors to join the EU, while current EU members including Italy and Greece hold talks to get out of the Euro.
Not yet. In fact, last I heard Icelanders no longer want in.
Web 2.0 bust. The majority of social networking sites will go belly-up as investors pull the plug on most of this nonsense. MySpace, Facebook and LinkedIn will be among the few survivors.
Still to come. MySpace jumped the shark big time this past year.
The Democrat-controlled Congress will become increasingly protectionist, blocking all free-tradedeals regardless of whether or not they are good for the country. Americans as a whole will become more isolationist.
Yep, we seem to be heading that way. See Steel Tariffs Show Protectionism On The Rise.
Sears Holdings Corporation files for bankruptcy protection. Eddie Lampert's expensive "Sears is a real estate play" experiment will fail as the market is flooded by a massive inventory of vacant, never-occupied commercial real estate. Once-storied Sears brands are sold off to companies such as Lowe's and Best Buy.
Still to come.
Unemployment approaches 9%.
I was too optimistic.
2009 is the year the US will get some type of nationalized medical insurance program under the guise of helping manufacturers. This will occur more quickly than people think. Manufacturers will, of course, cease providing medical insurance to employees and retirees.
Yep. The paperwork just needs to be signed.
Ballmer is fired from Microsoft. The Redmond campus experiences massive layoffs as new Microsoft management tries to "get back to basics" and focus on doing things right. Google's Mountain View offices are emptied as Google management realizes that they have wasted billions on non-producing projects.
Ballmer hasn't been fired. Yet. Microsoft did see mass layoffs, but management still has its head up its ass. Google also had layoffs, but unlike Microsoft that have their act together.
Terrorists will attempt an attack on US soil during or soon after the presidential transition.
Nope. Not unless you consider Umar Farouk "Great Balls of Fire" Abdulmutallab. Failed guess.
Residential real estate will start to bottom out during the final quarter of 2009 in many markets, including Florida, Arizona and parts of inland California. Panic selling by banks anxious to unload deteriorating houses that have never been occupied will finally establish a floor. This will not mark a recovery, but will mark the beginning of a very long trough in real estate values that will last for years. Coastal California, the Pacific Northwest and the New York-Baltimore-Washington corridor will continue to decline throughout 2009 and into 2010. On a national level real estate will be down 35% from peak, while bubble zones will be down 55-65%. The option ARMs won't blow up later this year and into 2011 for reasons explained here.
I think this was a good call. Spot-on, in fact. We'll just have to wait a bit longer to find out for sure.
2009 will mark the year when Motorola and GE get their mojo back. Palm files for bankruptcy protection. Dell, like Microsoft, becomes a punchline. PC commoditization and lack of innovation will lead to a big decline in sales.
Another good call, I think. Motorola has a big hit with Droid, GE stock has recovered. Palm has FAIL written all over it, as do Microsoft and Dell.
In Houston, Safeway attempts to unload the Randalls supermarket chain after years of mismanagement. Safeway gives up after finding no buyers. Randalls shuts its doors and few people notice. Whole Foods sees a whole lot of problems.
Still to come! Who still shops at Randalls? No one I know.
Serin gets a damn job after being threatened with eviction by his parents. He will be selling cars for Steve.
Wrong on selling cars for Steve, yes on getting a damn job. Parking cars.

Happy New Year! Don't blow off any fingers with large fireworks.

Monday, December 28, 2009

College costs set to collapse

The Washington Post sees the symptoms, but doesn't recognize the underlying illness.

Tuition costs at U-Va. had already been growing rapidly. A decade ago, the price, excluding room and board, was just over $4,000 for in-state students and nearly $17,000 for out-of-state students per year. Now it's nearly $10,000 and $32,000, respectively.

Even before the financial crisis intensified the upward pressure on college costs, the price of a degree was soaring. Since 1980, the average cost of tuition and room and board has grown by a staggering 121 percent while median household income has risen a mere 18 percent, according to federal data. But the credit boom earlier this decade provided some relief for families.

Wall Street financiers packaged student loans into securities and sold them off to investors, who could trade them just like stocks. That, in turn, provided more money for lending, helping to make student loans cheaper and more available. Even people with poor credit histories could easily get a loan.

Gee, where have I heard this story before? Let me think... oh yeah. I remember. This was the very same story behind the housing bubble and the ridiculous run-up in real estate prices.

Some educators worry that college programs will sacrifice quality to contain costs or become limited to those who can afford it.

"The big macro question is: Will we have to sacrifice the quality of education, or the access, based on talent rather than the ability to pay?" said Marx, the Amherst president. "Either of those make America less competitive for the next generation."

Horseshit. If people can't afford your product the price will drop, Mr. Marx. I suggest you get your spending priorities in order right away.

They get no sympathy from me. Far too many American families commit financial hari-kiri because Junior MUST GO TO COLLEGE AT ALL COSTS, even if Junior wants to do something else with his life. Like... dunno... maybe be an auto mechanic. Or a plumber. Or run a restaurant.